Okay, went to a mini meet today and the weather was so lovely we all went to a nearby park to take pictures. for once my camara behaved, and later on I noticed a lot of my pictures could be arranged in a STORY. So, here we go. Not the most condusive of things, but it was fun.
(Note: Any utterences of 'Crikey! What a 'bute' will be scratched to death on the spot by a very angry kitty army)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Nigel: *blearily wakes up* Mmmm.... huh..? ... wha... 
Nigel: .... Oh dear... well.. this isn't where I fell asleep last night... must have slept walked... No... I must still be dreaming. Yes yes. No where I know in Londen looks like this... but it feels rather real.... I wonder where I've gotten myself to?
------- Insert a half hour of wandering a flowered, tall grassed land that looks NOTHING like jolly old England, and a sinking feeling he's 'not at starboard anymore' for your brave hero-------Nigel: Oh dear oh dear oh de.... I'm truly lost now.... where on the Queens fine land AM I... goodness....*rustel rustel*...*Stops*
Nigel:.... oh my... what on earth is THAT....?
Nigel:.... Goodnes.... that's rather.... um... that does not look saintly. Something more.. Arabian nights... oh dear... far, far to pretty to be from the right parts of the Good Book...
Nigel:... I think I'll leave that beast be.... walking right into a succubus would be a rather bad way to end this dream....
----- A few more rustels through the brush, a good more time past, and an angry hungry tummy before again... -----Nigel:... Oh good god.... another one.... *sigh*... oh dear... This is going to be a theme isn't it? I'll just go ba...*gurgling angry stomach*... or maybe I'll at least ask directions to the nearest town. There must be one neaby... perhaps... oh darnit.... Sir... Pardon me...
Nigel:.... Sir?.... hmmm..... nothing... perhaps if I just... poke him...
Nigel: Just a little... curious poke... could do no harm....
Being: *GLARE*Nigel:...Eeeeeep!... so sorry sir... uhm.. I'll just.. uh... I'll jsut toddle back my way... uh.. Thatawaypleasedon'teatmysoulhaveagooddaysirbyebye!
------ Another good hour of stumbling about this land passes------Nigel: Oh! Well hello there! You look freindly... small and freindly... I can handle small and freindly....
Nigel: Pardon me little miss, but perhaps you could help me....
Kitteh: =O_O= .... *FLEES UP A TREE*Nigel: O_o... Oh dear! Miss! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to scare you! Miss??
Nigel: >_< PLEASE little miss... I'm just lost and looking for a village so I can figure out where I AM....Kitteh: >_> .... Nyoorrrrn.... :/ .... ?Nigel: Yes yes! That's right.... no harm.... I come in peace...Kitteh: MEEEEEEWWWW >:/Nigel:..... That... didn't sound pleasent... ;_;
Nigel: AAAAHHHHHHH!!! LITTLE SMALL PEOPLE ARE NOT FREINDLY!
Nigel: I didn't mean anything! Truly! I meant no harm! PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!Kitteh and Pygmy Cutes: Nyoooorn..... /:[.....?Nigel: Yes yes... see... no danger from me... now if you just let me....
Kitteh and Pygmy Cutes: NYEH! Rrrrrrrr!!!!Nigel: AAAAAAahhhhhhh!!! *gets up and FLEES like satan himself is after him*
-----After running until his legs hurt then stumblign a little further, our *cough* brave*cough* hero hears voices! Life! A VILLAGE! HORAA*-----Nigel: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!
Nigel: THEY ARE COPULATING IN PUBLIC!Stomach: *gurgle*
Nigel:.... oh shut up.... ;_;.... Kill me now.....
Shilaeli: *shakeshakeshake*...-_-...*SMACK!*Nigel: BWUH!!... WHAT... what... whe....Ow... Oh... oh my... oh good... I'm back home...
Shilaeli: *rolls eyes and gives him a level look* /You were dreaming and flailing about and woke me. Youe would have fallen off./Nigel: Oh... um.. sorry... thank you for waking me up though. I believe that Rosean Cherry Pie from the eatery has given me the mental vapors...
Shilaeli: /:{....?
Nigel:... Nothing.. nothing... just an odd dream... Let's get back to sleep....
Shilaeli: ^_^ /This is a good idea/ *cuddles back down into her spot*Nigel: Goodnight Shilaeli...
Shilaeli: ...*purrrr*....
Nigel:.... You'd never set pygmy headhunters upon me would you?
Shilaeli: O_o ??!!!------ And so ends the thrilling tale of our hero! Tune in next time for the Amazing journey... to the Market! BEWARE THE FISH MONGER!-----_________________
~Nigel F. Piotrowski~/~Shillelagh~/~Frigg N. Havelock~/~Salil~
